15 reasons why you dont do your homework.

when you run out of excuses to tell to your teacher because u didnt finish up your homework, just tell them that:

1. i left it at my dad's house in another town

2. i was in the hospital with my cat the whole night

3. my pet died

4. i didnt understand it

5. my house was robbed

6. another teacher took it away

7. i have a repertoire

8. my snake ate it

9. my hard drive crashed

10. i had a psychological melt down

11. my goldfish ran away

12. my hamster shat on it

13. i went into a short coma from right after the school ended to right before that class started

14. my grandfather died on the toilet listening to an Elvis CD

15. my dog ate it and i wish my homework was asexual so it could do itself

source: yahoo answer. xD

homework oh homewoooooork.

dear raja nurul izzati,

sekolah nak bukak dah cik kak oi. homework dah jalan ka belum? tu laaaaa dok rumah bising. boring la apa la. homework taknak buat. bangun pun lambat. ada umi ja baru hang rajin nak bangun awai. esok dah ahad baru reti nak kelam kabut buat naaaaa. spm tinggai brapa hari jaaa. pi la belajaq. buat mak pak hang bangga. tak payah menghadap benda alah ni dah. buat semak otak cik kak oi. kay laaaa. pi belajaq ka, buat homework la lagi baguih. pi lekaih!

yours truly,

brain.

reply letter:

dear brain,

do u know that homeworks can cause brain damage? google has just confirmed it recently. here's the proof. :D

yours truly,

raja nurul izzati

my wardrobe 'runtuh'.

so, last night (friday night) i went to bed late. i went to bed after 12 and amazingly, i cant sleep. it was dark pitch and i was like, scared to death. who wouldnt right? it was friday night and it was pitch black in your room, plus you were sleeping alone. i dont even dare to open my eyelids. anyway, when i was trying to sleep (forcing myself to dream actually) i suddenly heard some noise IN MY ROOM which is very very very loud and it seriously freaks me out. i braved myself to open my eyes and thank goodness there was some light which idk where it comes from and i can see a bit. i was searching where the hell did that noise come from but i can see nothing. nothing that can cause that loud noise. so, i tried to ignored it and prayed so that i could fall asleep quickly. this morning, after i done taking my bath and all, i open my amazing wardrobe and walla! guess what i found? ALL MY CLOTHES THAT WERE HANGING HAD FALL DOWN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so now i know where that noise come from. xD habis baju semua kedut. kne gosok balik. -.- whole morning aku habiskan dgn kemas almari. terbaik ahhhh.

pergi balik main ting ting ahhhh.

ok, let me get this thing right. so, the politics chaos is in egypt right? all the killings and fighting and all the politic problems happened there wasnt it? so, why is it there's some malaysian people need to butt into their business and causes some chaos here? is malaysia wasnt in peace enough that u people thirst for some fighting and war and blood? bro, tak payah nak buat kecoh ahhh kat kl tu. ape yang kau dapat bile kau buat kecoh kat sana? ade presiden mesir tu nak letak jawatan kalau dia tau kau buat kecoh pasal negara dia kat sini? tak payah la nak buat semak kat sini. kalau teringin sangat nak lawan, nak cari masalah, konon nak tunjuk baik, pergi mesir laaa. tak payah buat hero kat sini. -.- ape la yang kau dapat bile kau buat masalah? pergi balik main ting ting ahhh bro. tak pun, kalau kau rasa kau baik sangat la en, pergi minta doa ke zikir ke baca yassin ke supaya mesir jadi aman balik ek? aku rasa english aku berterabur ahhh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sengal. takpe ahhh. aku tengah sakit perut ni. tak fikir pasal ayat dah. xD

awesome.

finally, my mom decided to return back my notebook and my cellphone. yeah, she 'rampas' my notebook and my cellphone because i lied to her. i did say sorry but she was like, refuse to forgive me. but it's ok now. :D my dad helped a bit. a bit la. xD anyway, my friend tdi suddenly suruh describe dia macam mana. i was like, omg i cant think at all. taktau nak cakap apa. i was so semangat belajar bio, buat nota bagai suddenly dia tanya. terus otak jammed. sekarang dia minta describe dia pulak. errr.. tbh, i'm not good in describing people but oh well, i'll try. >.< okay, dah dapat a few. lepas ni nak sambung study bio.... tengah semangat gile. ntah kenape. wire baru sambung kot. xP