15 reasons why you dont do your homework.

when you run out of excuses to tell to your teacher because u didnt finish up your homework, just tell them that:

1. i left it at my dad's house in another town

2. i was in the hospital with my cat the whole night

3. my pet died

4. i didnt understand it

5. my house was robbed

6. another teacher took it away

7. i have a repertoire

8. my snake ate it

9. my hard drive crashed

10. i had a psychological melt down

11. my goldfish ran away

12. my hamster shat on it

13. i went into a short coma from right after the school ended to right before that class started

14. my grandfather died on the toilet listening to an Elvis CD

15. my dog ate it and i wish my homework was asexual so it could do itself

source: yahoo answer. xD