oh, exams.

FEELS LIKE KILLING SOMEONE RIGHT NOW. -.-

I'M FREAKING TENSION WITH EVERYONE TODAY!!!!

FUCKING MAD WITH PEOPLE AROUND ME!!!!
MY OWN 'BFF' HURT ME, MY OWN BROTHERS BUAT SIAL!!!
THEY DON'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE HOUSE!!!
ALL THEY CARE IS WATCHING TV!!
tunggu la saat aku meletop, mmg aku bagi jahanam tv tu!
GILA - GILA TENSION!!! NAK STUDY PUN TAKLEH KALAU SEMUA ORG NAK SIAL!!! BABI!!
aku rse macam nak bunuh semua org. bagi mati terus. baru puas hati...
OMAGAWDDDDD!! SAKITNYE HATI!!!!

someone dear to me.

on this day, October 17th 2010, Sunday, i've lost someone who used to be a very dear person to me. she's one of my best girlfriend i ever had. a person whom i known for more than 2 years. whom i care so much. she betrayed me and my friends. she hurt my feelings. very much. she made me cry. i asked her to change to her oldself.

try to be yourself. before the day comes, i'll treat you like i never know you before. i'll treat you like i never befriend you. from now on, we'll be complete stranger. i'll treat you the way i used to be once you've change yourself. once i've heard good stuff about you. until then, goodbye.

99 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator. :D

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
31. Start a sing-along.
32. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
33. Shadow box.
34. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
35. Lean against the button panel.
36. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
37. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
38. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
39. Bring a chair along.
40. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
41. Blow spit bubbles.
42. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
43. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
44. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
45. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
46. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
47. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
48. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
49. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
50. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
51. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
52. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
53. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
54. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
55. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
56. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
57. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
58. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
59. Find a crowded elevator and pace back and forth inside it.
60. Walk in, face the back and go about two inches from the back wall.
61. Walk in, and start reciting a shopping list in monotone.
62. Stand right in front of the doors when waiting to get on. (This gets a good reaction from the people inside.)
63. Once inside, stand right in front of the doors, waiting to get out. (This gets a good reaction from the people waiting to get on)
64. Wait til the door is almost closed then pry the doors apart with a painful expression on your face.
65. Sing anything by Guns 'n' Hosers while pantomiming the lyrics. (I love her but I had to kill her, would be good)
66. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
67. Look at the ground while standing in the corner and moan softly.
68. When the doors close, look at the person next to you and yell, "Your nostrils they're like wind tunnels, SUCKING UP ALL MY AIR!" Then scream and collapse, when the doors open, get up and calmly walk out.
69. Comment one by one, on the clothing of all the people riding in the elevator.
70. Push the emergency stop button and say "Now it's time for you all to DIE! Just kidding." restart the elevator.
71. Wander from corner to corner of the elevator during the course of the journey.
72. Hit every floor button, and at each floor get out and say, "Nope, this ain't the right one." Get back on and ride to the next floor. Repeat.
73. Explain to some poor innocent stranger all about the complex dental work you supposedly received. Get them to look in your mouth and everything.
74. Tell some poor sod your complete life history completely out of the blue.
75. Ask for advice on a completely disgusting problem.
76. Get a vote from the entire elevator about some completely pointless issue.
77. Say, "Omigod, did you hear that?" And look completely panicked while not uttering a single intelligible word.
78. Sit in the corner and meditate. "Ohm."
79. Pick up the emergency phone and try to order pizza.
80. Run like hell while the security guards try to find you to kick you out. (This can be applied to all)
81. Wear an earphone with the cord inside your jacket, carry a walkie-talkie. Once inside the elevator, stop it and say. "Williams FBI, I need to see some ID. Look at everybody's ID restart the elevator and talk into your walkie-talkie saying, "It's ok he's not on this one. But we think he did manage to find bullets for his gun."
82. Say to an older lady "My you've got nice hair." Pull out a pair of scissors and look suggestively at her.
83. In a foreign accent say "You are very beautiful." to a young girl. Pull out some money and say "How much to purchase you?". Indian accents work well for this, like the guy on Short Circuit.
84. Do all of these things with a friend, while both of you are wearing trench coats and dark glasses.
85. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
86. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
87. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
88. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
89. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on
90. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
91. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
92. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
93. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
94. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
95. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
96. Swat at flies that don't exist
97. Tell people that you can see their aura.
98. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
99. Talk in to your cell phone as you enter on the ground floor press floor 5 and when the door closes, in a shock voice say "what do you me theres a gun man on the fifth floor?"

things to do in a final (or a prelim) that does not matter.

Fun things to do in a final (or a prelim) that does not matter
(i.e. you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last minutes.
2. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
3. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
4. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
5. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
6. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
7. Bring cheerleaders.
8. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
9. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.
10. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
11. Bring pets.
12. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
13. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
14. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
15. Come into the exam
16. minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it as.

"Jangan jadi seperi lilin, membakar diri menerangi orang lain. Jadilah seperti kasturi, kita wangi dan mewangikan orang lain"

- Mashitah

Things To Do in A Public Toilet

• Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
• Complement people on their shoes.
• Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
• Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
• Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl.....
• Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
• Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
• Simulate a drug deal.
• Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
• Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
• Start a sing-a-long.
• Act schizophrenically.
• Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
• Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
• Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
• Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
• Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
• Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
• Say "Oops.... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
• At night, switch off the lights.
• Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
• Collect a door charge.
• Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
• Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
• Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
• Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
• Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
• Offer refreshments.
• Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
• Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
• Charge admission.
• Electrify metal urinals.
• Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
• One word: GOLDFISH.
• Make a jello in the bowl.
• Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
• Remove stall doors.
• Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
• Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
• Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
• Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
• Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
• Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
• Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.
• Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.
• Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
• In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for young players: Don't leave the water in while you do this....)
• Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.

do you know?

some random facts that i found:
- The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by eight.'

- The dollar symbol ($) is a U combined with an S (U.S.)

- Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.

- Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

- The tune for the "A-B-C" song is the same as "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."

- Des Moines has the highest per capita Jello consumption in the U.S.

- Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

- Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating.

- Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.

- When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.

- A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood.

- During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.

- Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

- A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

- There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.

- Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

i miss her.

just had a chat with FARAH DIBA ALMAYANDA. the bestest gf i ever had. well, including amalina and ila of course. she told me how terrible her day was. i pitied her but i can't do anything to help her except hear and give some encouragement to her. it's like ALMOST everything had changed when i've moved to Bangi. why? if i can be there for her and support her like i always do, i will do it. but it's too bad i can't. anyway, we had a great fun tonight. (: it's been a while since i last chatted with her. gosh, i miss that crazy and ego girl. well, just hope that i won't change like other people do. i like the way i am and i know you too. (^o^)




FARAH DIBA! I MISS YOU. (:








p/s: kalau yg lain nmpk mati aku. -.-

what a day. D:

idk why but i feel really tired today. ayie called me at 1.37 am. crazy guy. i didnt even realize that. i just knew about it when i checked my phone. i was like, "WTF?! ok, what did i say to him?". anyway, this morning when i woke up, i was really really really tired and sleepy. i slept back at the hall when umi was at the kitchen. if she finds out that i was sleeping, she'll kill me for sure. >.< then, i sleep AGAIN in the car. gosh, i must be really sleepy at that time. then, when we were having assembly, one of ila's friend talked to me. turn out to be that she likes anime too. :D how happy. then, when we were studying chemistry, there's a HUGE lorry went to the badminton court. it makes a lot of noise. -.- then, there's an announcement for our class. they wanted us to take home our text books. so, puan jega was like, "takpe la. pegi kemas barang kamu." we didn't get to study much. blame the school. -.- it was chaos in our class.

- skip this part. i so not want to talk about what happened -

but thanks to Meera, Ila and Ika for helping me out this morning. we have to changed classes with form 3 students. maths was ok. a bit confusing at the beginning but ila helped out. ^^ there's lot of road blocks. so, right now i'm still confused about which way we have to take to go to classes. -.- tchh... bio was AWFUL! for the first time in my entire life, i sleep in bio class. awesome. i didnt even know what Pn. Saira was teaching or saying. there's no use i'm going to school today. addmaths... hmm.. idk even know what we were doing in the class. i was texting ayie when pn banu was in the class. pffttt... i dont wanna talk about it. but seriously, he's annoying. so, today's school was like meaningless. i should have ponteng and go to sleep. zzzzz.

prank calls.

today, i went to Amalina's house for one reason: STUDY! but we didn't do it till the end. -.- wait for her house to be empty then we ordered mcd delivery. the funny thing was that the operator keeps on repeating the same thing over and over again and at the end it says "terima kasih" wtf?! we were like "what the heck was that?!" i was laughing. idk whether it's her house telephone's fault or the operator. then, she used her cellphone and guess what? it works! BHAHAHAHA!!! weird wasn't it? we tried like 3 to 4 times using her house phone and it didn't work but when we tried by using her cellphone, it works. wow, mcd pun pandai pilih telefon. and then we ate till we full. then we get bored and dont know what to do. so, we did 'a few' prank calls. we called my ex and her ex and most of the guys in our phonebook. :D hikhikhik. it was fun. i called one of the guy in her phonebook. this is what we're talking about:

he: hello?
me: oh helo. ermm.. *insert name here* ade?
he: *insert name here*? dia takde.
me: dia takde?
he: haa. dia takde.
me: err... dia pegi mne ek?
he: dia takde. eh, hari takde kelas ke?
me: haaa? ape dia tadi? *shock*
he: ahhh.. takde pape la.
me: oh ok.
he: err... ni sape ek?
me: ahhh... orang la.
he: ye la. sape?
he: makhluk Allah. hahahaha.
he: ni sape?
me: err.. takpe la. salah number kot. ok bye
he: haa.. ye la. ok bye

and then we laughed. it was sort of funnehhh actually. then, amalina start la tacing tacing semua. then, suddenly her parents came home and there's one thing that we didn't do and that is, STUDY! so, amalina was like, "keluarkan buku keluarkan buku!" and the comic that i was reading automatically hidden under the pillow. hahaha. amazing. XD i had fun today and like i said before, it is DANGEROUS to be in amalina's house. why? because i wont do other things except READ.COMIC.BOOKS. :D