Things To Do in A Public Toilet

• Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
• Complement people on their shoes.
• Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
• Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
• Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl.....
• Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
• Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
• Simulate a drug deal.
• Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
• Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
• Start a sing-a-long.
• Act schizophrenically.
• Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
• Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
• Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
• Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
• Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
• Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
• Say "Oops.... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
• At night, switch off the lights.
• Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
• Collect a door charge.
• Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
• Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
• Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
• Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
• Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
• Offer refreshments.
• Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
• Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
• Charge admission.
• Electrify metal urinals.
• Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
• One word: GOLDFISH.
• Make a jello in the bowl.
• Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
• Remove stall doors.
• Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
• Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
• Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
• Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
• Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
• Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
• Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.
• Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.
• Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
• In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for young players: Don't leave the water in while you do this....)
• Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.

do you know?

some random facts that i found:
- The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by eight.'

- The dollar symbol ($) is a U combined with an S (U.S.)

- Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.

- Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

- The tune for the "A-B-C" song is the same as "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."

- Des Moines has the highest per capita Jello consumption in the U.S.

- Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

- Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating.

- Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.

- When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.

- A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood.

- During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.

- Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

- A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

- There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.

- Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

i miss her.

just had a chat with FARAH DIBA ALMAYANDA. the bestest gf i ever had. well, including amalina and ila of course. she told me how terrible her day was. i pitied her but i can't do anything to help her except hear and give some encouragement to her. it's like ALMOST everything had changed when i've moved to Bangi. why? if i can be there for her and support her like i always do, i will do it. but it's too bad i can't. anyway, we had a great fun tonight. (: it's been a while since i last chatted with her. gosh, i miss that crazy and ego girl. well, just hope that i won't change like other people do. i like the way i am and i know you too. (^o^)




FARAH DIBA! I MISS YOU. (:








p/s: kalau yg lain nmpk mati aku. -.-

what a day. D:

idk why but i feel really tired today. ayie called me at 1.37 am. crazy guy. i didnt even realize that. i just knew about it when i checked my phone. i was like, "WTF?! ok, what did i say to him?". anyway, this morning when i woke up, i was really really really tired and sleepy. i slept back at the hall when umi was at the kitchen. if she finds out that i was sleeping, she'll kill me for sure. >.< then, i sleep AGAIN in the car. gosh, i must be really sleepy at that time. then, when we were having assembly, one of ila's friend talked to me. turn out to be that she likes anime too. :D how happy. then, when we were studying chemistry, there's a HUGE lorry went to the badminton court. it makes a lot of noise. -.- then, there's an announcement for our class. they wanted us to take home our text books. so, puan jega was like, "takpe la. pegi kemas barang kamu." we didn't get to study much. blame the school. -.- it was chaos in our class.

- skip this part. i so not want to talk about what happened -

but thanks to Meera, Ila and Ika for helping me out this morning. we have to changed classes with form 3 students. maths was ok. a bit confusing at the beginning but ila helped out. ^^ there's lot of road blocks. so, right now i'm still confused about which way we have to take to go to classes. -.- tchh... bio was AWFUL! for the first time in my entire life, i sleep in bio class. awesome. i didnt even know what Pn. Saira was teaching or saying. there's no use i'm going to school today. addmaths... hmm.. idk even know what we were doing in the class. i was texting ayie when pn banu was in the class. pffttt... i dont wanna talk about it. but seriously, he's annoying. so, today's school was like meaningless. i should have ponteng and go to sleep. zzzzz.

prank calls.

today, i went to Amalina's house for one reason: STUDY! but we didn't do it till the end. -.- wait for her house to be empty then we ordered mcd delivery. the funny thing was that the operator keeps on repeating the same thing over and over again and at the end it says "terima kasih" wtf?! we were like "what the heck was that?!" i was laughing. idk whether it's her house telephone's fault or the operator. then, she used her cellphone and guess what? it works! BHAHAHAHA!!! weird wasn't it? we tried like 3 to 4 times using her house phone and it didn't work but when we tried by using her cellphone, it works. wow, mcd pun pandai pilih telefon. and then we ate till we full. then we get bored and dont know what to do. so, we did 'a few' prank calls. we called my ex and her ex and most of the guys in our phonebook. :D hikhikhik. it was fun. i called one of the guy in her phonebook. this is what we're talking about:

he: hello?
me: oh helo. ermm.. *insert name here* ade?
he: *insert name here*? dia takde.
me: dia takde?
he: haa. dia takde.
me: err... dia pegi mne ek?
he: dia takde. eh, hari takde kelas ke?
me: haaa? ape dia tadi? *shock*
he: ahhh.. takde pape la.
me: oh ok.
he: err... ni sape ek?
me: ahhh... orang la.
he: ye la. sape?
he: makhluk Allah. hahahaha.
he: ni sape?
me: err.. takpe la. salah number kot. ok bye
he: haa.. ye la. ok bye

and then we laughed. it was sort of funnehhh actually. then, amalina start la tacing tacing semua. then, suddenly her parents came home and there's one thing that we didn't do and that is, STUDY! so, amalina was like, "keluarkan buku keluarkan buku!" and the comic that i was reading automatically hidden under the pillow. hahaha. amazing. XD i had fun today and like i said before, it is DANGEROUS to be in amalina's house. why? because i wont do other things except READ.COMIC.BOOKS. :D